i know i'm probably the last person you want to hear from, but do you have any idea why john thinks i should be mad at him? he said something about a "revenge stunt" and that i should come and talk to you.
i'm not getting into this, rogue. have as much revenge as you like, but i'm not going to do anything about it. i'm not going to fight with either of you over it.
[When Rogue returns to her place she will find a large, wrapped gift-basket waiting on her doorstep.
In addition to a slew of dick-related items like a Little Book of Big Penis and tiny dick straws and even a novelty dick-shaped stress squeeze ball in the basket, there's also a decently sized box of condoms, a bottle of lube, and a disposable camera (For those "wish you were here--wait no I don't" pictures, is written on the outside in black sharpie.) Chocolate body paint. A bottle of vodka. The basket is full of all kinds of goodies, both practical and whimsical in nature, enough to keep her busy for a month, or a couple weeks if she's industrious enough.
At the front of it is a vivid red card, the message scrawled in black ink:]
Congratulations on the revenge sex! Enjoy the treats--with a move like that you absolutely earned them!
[He still doesn't know what to say when he just... wants to see Rogue. It goes fine, mostly, a lot of the time, but it tends to just happen. When the urge comes out of nowhere, he still doesn't feel comfortable enough to just ask if she wants to hang out. They're in a weird place, which is probably to be expected, but the inevitability doesn't make it any easier.]
hey on break at work doing anything tonight?
[What'll he even offer to do? He doesn't know. But for some reason, he does get the urge to see her sometimes. So he'll come up with something.]
[unexpected. sometimes though, she wants to see him too. he's a link to her old life and ironically, is the best part of that old life that's still around. sometimes she catches herself thinking about the beach. mostly every time she sees a penis straw.
she doesn't like to think about it. as much as she does.] I had a cup of tea and a book with my name on it. got a better offer?
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